A lifestyle blog for those of us that are fat, almost 40, or both.

My goal for this blog is to be able to express myself freely and hope that at least one person can relate…

I’m Loren and I’m fat and almost 40…

A little bit about me

I’m sure its pretty apparent by now what type of physical shape I am in and my age. Some other fun facts about me: I have a son and a dog. I am very sarcastic and my sense of humor isn’t for everyone. I am pretty much unhappy in life as made clear by my facial expression in the above picture. Other than that, I am a huge Cleveland Browns fan, a homebody and pretty much a tomboy.

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